“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” ― Clint Eastwood Shockingly, I sometimes get on my husband’s nerves. I suspect you’re thinking that’s ridiculous, but, yeppers, apparently, I manage. In my defense, I used to be a lot less, um, observed, because he was at work, or at choir, or having lunch with… Read More
Dating Myself: Will It Turn To Love?
“While you’ll feel compelled to charge forward it’s often a gentle step back that will reveal to you where you and what you truly seek.” ― Rasheed Ogunlaru I took myself on a date today. Isn’t it strange that I felt as though I was cheating on my husband? Seriously? Cheating by doing something for me? Yes, I felt that way…. Read More
The Last Cigarette, Ten Years After Mom’s Death
“I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that I should scorn life that much, sucking away on cancer sticks.” ― Kurt Vonnegut My husband and I pulled into the cemetery, hoping the thick gray clouds would hold off the rain awhile longer. My brother and sister-in-law… Read More
It’s Not Your Fault: When Online Scammers Find Your Art
Persistent online fraud is here to stay. At least that’s according to data from Forter, an e-commerce fraud-prevention company, in its annual Fraud Attack Index 2017 My “spidey senses” were tingling. A man had contacted me, via email, with the following message: Hello There, My name is Bill Jack from Oklahoma. I actually observed… Read More
Whale Penis And Other Thoughts About Women In Midlife (and beyond) And Sex.
“I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you’ll be fine.” – Dr.Betty Dodson I missed it. I. Missed. It. Unable to make May’s Accidental Friends book club meeting,… Read More
My special Silk Scarf Ambush Models For May…Maxine and Mary Closner!
“My sister says it’s probably a form of elder abuse, but I smoked Mom at Gin Rummy last night. Made her play for money & I’m up $10!” —Mary Closner on Facebook Here we are in May, a month in which Mother’s Day is celebrated almost as much as the Minnesota fishing opener. Well, I’m having none of that. Fabulous… Read More
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